Random Strangers - 100,000,000 Possible Combinations
An observant cannoneer, shaped like a chess bishop with a fire engine red complexion and sharp horns - wearing fingerless gloves and a monocle.
Accept the results above, Or press "Roll Again",
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Or just pick what you want from below. It's your adventure.
In a world where the nightmares of magic users sporadically become real, you may run into some very weird people.
People you might meet on the road, or people you might choose as the start of your own new character.
Which will you choose? THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
To get your own stranger, please roll from the tables below. There are 100,000,000 possible combinations.
Example: Rolling a 7, a 52, a 53 and a 35 Equals "An unemployed tanner, shaped like a marble statue of a satyr - stuffing cashews into his cheeks for the winter."
d100 - Demeanor
1 A proud
2 An indifferent
3 A bored
4 A seditious
5 A conscientous
6 A dedicated
7 An unemployed
8 A law abiding
9 An introspective
10 An actively evil
11 A socially disruptive
12 A desperately unhappy
13 A superstitious
14 A nosy
15 A talkative
16 A careless
17 A pyromaniac
18 An actively good
19 A saintly young
20 An unusually attractive
21 A cynical
22 An exhausted
23 A suspicious
24 A drunken
25 A nihilistic
26 A xenophobic
27 A hyperactive
28 An argumentative
29 A clumsy
30 A panicky
31 An angry
32 An absent minded
33 A frustrated
34 A whining, tantrum throwing
35 An itchy
36 A naive
37 A super mellow
38 A terrified
39 A vegetarian
40 A bald
41 A homicidal
42 A dead
43 A constipated
44 A barely awake and yawning
45 A revolutionary
46 A shifty
47 An asinine
48 A penny pinching
49 An overbearing
50 A sticky fingered
51 A loud
52 A smelly
53 A sour faced
54 A compulsive
55 A violent
56 A venerable
57 A depressed
58 A charismatic
59 A bewildered
60 A forgotten
61 An abandoned
62 A rude
63 An observant
64 A jovial
65 A morbid
66 A diabolic
67 A benevalant
68 A pouting
69 A pessimistic
70 A furious
71 A recently resurrected
72 A serene
73 An easily distracted
74 An over-worked
76 A claustraphobic
77 An arthritic
78 A robust
79 A laid back
80 A congested
81 A fastidious
82 A skittish
83 A deluded
84 A volatile
85 A pensive
86 A near sighted
87 A kleptomaniac
88 A highly competitive
89 An envious
90 An amnesiac
91 A philosophical
92 A narcoleptic
93 A foolhardy
94 A vindictive
95 An unbalanced
96 A tongue tied
97 A music hating
98 An ingratiating
99 An unimaginative
100 A psychic"
d100 - Profession
1 gossip
2 candle tender
3 bartender
4 mason
5 butcher
6 tailor
7 town crier
8 reader
9 tax collector
10 table waiter
11 fortune teller
12 mugger
13 lute maker
14 potion seller
15 magic shop owner
16 groveller
17 random victim
18 fool
19 city guard
20 town official
21 mountebank
22 urchin
23 glazier
24 privvy cleaner
25 wise elder
26 home cooling wizard
27 home heating wizard
28 blacksmith
29 armourer
30 weapon seller
31 stable hand
32 chef
33 cobbler
34 tavern singer
35 cooper
36 bounty hunter
37 priest
38 spy
39 jewel miner
40 jeweler
41 bookseller
42 farmer
43 fisherman
44 chimney sweep
45 coach driver
46 executioner
47 jailer
48 hermit
49 fletcher
50 ostler
51 rug beater
52 tanner
53 trapper
54 hunter
55 ranger
56 teacher
57 scholar
58 ropemaker
59 bath house wizard
60 stinky rag seller
61 bee keeper
62 rat catcher
63 dry goods merchant
64 sculptor
65 lumberjack
66 miller
67 carpenter
68 brewer
69 healer
70 juggler
71 stilt walker
72 travelling acrobat
73 animal impersonator
74 cannoneer
75 mud slopper
76 bodyguard
77 thatcher
78 dog trainer
79 grounds keeper
80 murderer
81 dog catcher
82 cat shaver
83 courier
84 midwife
85 barber
86 money lender
87 local guide
88 torch maker
89 flute carver
90 toy maker
91 herbalist
92 wall painter
93 fence builder
94 apothecary
95 sign painter
96 portrait painter
97 thief
98 horse manure sweeper
99 stevedore
100 butler"
d100 - Species
1 shaped like
a duck
2 shaped like
a human
3 shaped like
an elephant
4 shaped like
a slovenly, foul mouthed elf
5 shaped like
a moose
6 shaped like
an Orc
7 shaped like
a gnome
8 shaped like
a lizard
9 shaped like
a robot
10 shaped like
a rabbit
11 shaped like
a fish
12 shaped like
a cat
13 shaped like
a horse
14 shaped like
a very large bird
15 shaped like
a dog
16 shaped like
a dwarf
17 shaped like
a frog
18 shaped like
a weasel
19 shaped like
a mushroom
20 shaped like
a weird human with a long head
21 shaped like
a stick bug
22 shaped like
an ocelot
23 shaped like
a shark
24 shaped like
a mobile tree
25 shaped like
a twisted rag
26 shaped like
an athletic squid
27 shaped like
an anteater
28 shaped like
an egg
29 shaped like
an avocado
30 shaped like
a crab
31 shaped like
an ornately dressed, but
undernourished sloth
32 shaped like
a brick with a head on it
33 shaped like
a sack of oranges
34 shaped like
a piglet
35 shaped like
a sugar glider
36 shaped like
an orangutan
37 shaped like
a slovenly penguin
38 shaped like
a pangolin
39 shaped like
a turtle
40 shaped like
a tardigrade
41 shaped like
a tall gecko
42 shaped like
a toucan
43 shaped like
an owl
44 shaped like
a kangaroo
45 shaped like
a crocodile
46 shaped like
a big mouse
47 shaped like
a Pterodactyl
48 shaped like
a mountain goat
49 shaped like
a pear
50 shaped like
a polar bear
51 shaped like
a koala
52 shaped like
a giant head with tiny limbs
53 shaped like
a marble statue of a satyr
54 shaped like
a tightly crumpled ball of
parchment with limbs
55 shaped like
a turnip
56 shaped like
a chess bishop with a fire engine
red complexion and sharp horns
57 shaped like
an ostritch
58 shaped like
a Howler Monkey
59 shaped like
an asparagus stalk
60 shaped like
a starfish
61 shaped like
an athletic capybara
62 shaped like
a griffen
63 shaped like
a manticore
64 shaped like
a water barrel with limbs
65 shaped like
Santa Claus
66 shaped like
a hamster
67 shaped like
a goblin
68 shaped like
a centaur
69 shaped like
an armadillo
70 shaped like
a gargoyle
71 shaped like
a dolphin
72 shaped like
an ancient human
73 shaped like
a troll
74 shaped like
a nymph
75 shaped like
a harpy
76 shaped like
a wombat with a catfish head
77 shaped like
a raven with a puppy's head
78 shaped like
a teenaged quail
79 shaped like
a gnoll
80 shaped like
a kobold centaur (Yes. There CAN be
such a thing. It's Fantasy. . . . . . . Shut up)
81 shaped like
an ibex
82 shaped like
a sloth bodybuilder
83 shaped like
a civilized boar
84 shaped like
a dogwood bush
85 shaped like
a very tall human
86 shaped like
a cluster of broken pottery,
all glued together in a humanoid form
87 shaped like
a fox
88 shaped like
a wildly flapping wind sock of silk tubes
89 shaped like
a walking canoe
90 shaped like
a musclebound human athlete with baby legs.
91 shaped like
an ekidna
92 shaped like
a fudge brownie
93 shaped like
a coat tree with bad posture
94 shaped like
a badly re-assembled pocket watch
95 shaped like
a bird's nest with eight spider eyes
96 shaped like
a ladle with the face on the concave side
97 shaped like
a discarded piece of chewing
gum in a flourescent clown wig
98 shaped like
a dried, shrunken peeled apple
99 shaped like
an aristocratic puffer fish
100 shaped like
a clump of mashed potatoes mixed with
chunky peanut butter (With rainbow sprinkles)
d100 - Activity
1 - wearing bamboo pauldrons.
2 - that got stuck in a downpour.
3 - swinging a captured high priest
around by his legs.
4 - who immediately starts explaining the
difference between stalagmites and stalagtites.
5 - with a fancy walking stick
and wearing corduroy armour pads.
6 - selling bat guano and sulfur
from shoulder bags.
7 - dragging a war hammer on a
belt that is far too heavy.
8 - carrying a load of rare books.
9 - flashing shiny bracelets,
rings and necklaces.
10 - trying to learn how to
ride a new unicycle.
11 - comfortably singing a local
folk song.
12 - chomping wildly on bacon jerky.
13 - hastily stamping out burning
bits of paper.
14 - who is continuously smoking a
backpack hooka.
15 - binge eating a basket of fresh plumbs.
16 - smiling amiably through tears.
17 - with arms wrapped tightly around
a small wooden box.
18 - wearing steel spring boots that
bring him to human height.
19 - building a thumb harp out of
dried rat bones.
20 - walking in slow motion while making heavy
footfalls and immitating low thunderclaps noises.
21 - oddly peering around at close
objects using a telescope.
22 - in heavy makeup, wearing a
feathered hat.
23 - trying to give herself a rose tattoo.
24 - wearing spiked shin guards.
25 - making drum noises as if playing
invisible bongos.
26 - always looking for the nearest
horse trough or pond.
27 - wearing a low quality witch costume.
28 - attempting to consume a sharpening
stone as if it were a cheese wheel.
29 - with hairy, muscular arms.
30 - using a long, thin pointer stick to indicate
all nearby objects.
31 - ruining a deck of cards by tossing them into the air
and picking them all up in order to ''shuffle'' them.
32 - reading a book.
33 - selling small ''snake in a basket''
surprise spring toys.
34 - trying to load a crossbow.(Failing.)
35 - stuffing cashews into his cheeks
for the winter.
36 - testing out a violin that she just made.
37 - gluttonously wolfing down pancakes in heavy syrup.
38 - striking a series of poses as if he were having
a portrait painted.
39 - snickering as he mumbles goblin
and gnoll swear words.
40 - wearing fingerless gloves and a monocle.
41 - snuffing raw ginger from a tiny sack.
42 - who is blatantly circling all nearby
strangers to locate their coin purses.
43 - occasionally breaking into a light tap dance.
44 - trying to sell lemon peels as if they're an
illegal drug of some kind.
45 - having a very tough time trying to frown.
46 - sewing a button back onto her vest.
47 - turning his back to reveal a hastily painted
ad for a local business.
48 - striking an heroic pose and pretending to be a
solid gold statue.
49 - turning the crank on a hurdy gurdy.
50 - with a very disturbing smile.
51 - with giant human hands.
52 - amusing himself immensely by lifting up his collar
and drawing his head in like a turtle.
53 - squeezing a stress ball made of a dingo's bladder.
54 - aggressively ''chest bumping''
any tree, wall or rock nearby.
55 - trying to climb into her own backpack.
56 - continually turning to your right and addressing
an imaginary ''audience'' to make comments.
57 - ominously pendulum swinging a sock full of manure.
58 - polishing a glass tankard with a clean soft cloth.
Continuously. Non-Stop.
59 - busily trying to light both ends
of a candle.
60 - running in place while checking her pulse.
61 - occasionally walking on his hands.
62 - trying to read her own tea leaves.
63 - limping from a recent magical
hip replacement.
64 - sketching out plans for a harvest festival trampoline.
65 - attempting to tie any nearby stranger's
boot laces together.
66 - with expensive hair that he keeps
checking in a hand mirror.
67 - covering her ears while shouting
La La La La!.
68 - wearing a finely tailored tweed
suit and lavish silk scarves by the dozen.
69 - occasionally sneaking a drink from a large flask.
70 - greedily guarding a bowl of crunch beetles.
71 - attempting to shrug his shoulders. (Has no shoulders.)
72 - repeating the phrase ''Welcome to Zutain''.
73 - absent mindedly playing with tiny
stuffed action figures.
74 - watching a moving picture show on
enchanted paper.
75 - forming crude figures of everyone
nearby out of bread dough.
76 - tossing sardines straight up into the air to try
and catch them in her mouth.
77 - wearing an animal skin inflatable pool float.
78 - screaming all words while staggering back and
forth as if on a ship during a violent storm.
79 - caught in the act of inventing the
very first Yo-Yo.
80 - balancing on a 4 foot round obsidian sphere.
81 - determined to waste your time by
communicating only in charades.
82 - obsessively working on a sliding tile picture puzzle.
83 - sipping tea.
84 - trying to lift himself up by his own
boot straps. (Has no boots)
85 - with a pine cone head.
86 - feeding a tiny bird in a cage made
of chicken bones.
87 - wearing a heavy winter parka.
88 - balancing a stuffed eel on her head.
89 - playing custom marracas made from
dragon scales.
90 - turning in circles like a dog before
collapsing into a nap.
91 - with a bad chewing tobacco habit.
92 - doing difficult yoga.
93 - fanning herself with a stuffed flatfish.
94 - sweeping his arms and legs slowly as
if treading invisible water.
95 - practicing the rolling coin over knuckles trick.
96 - painting a tiny wooden bird house.
97 - in a flourescent clown wig.
98 - wearing a ruff collar.
99 - squeezing her eyes shut while making birdcalls.
100 - killing flies in a swarm, one at a time."
