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     2       Case That Castle! - Don't be an amateur! Buy this book and learn to spot your best way into a tower of riches!

     3       Vocabulary For the City-Bound Thug - Step up your game brute! Bash with BIG words like "Insect" and "Fodder"

     4       Groveling Etiquette For Minions - When to bash your head on the floor. Swift backward kneeling navigation. More!

     5       Fighter's Primer of Threats - "Back Off!" is weak. Holding the spine of your last opponent while screaming it. Better.

     6       My Familiars Hate Me! - Stop blaming those creatures. Do they ALL hate you? I think we have found the problem.

     7       Beckle's Guide to Obnoxious Triumph! - Gratify your appetites! WIN every argument with relentless, loud rudeness!

     8       Unlock Your Inner Magistrate - Don't make requests. Issue orders! Don't walk ANYWHERE. Sedan chairs people!

     9       Does Your Imp Need Spectacles? - Dozens of charts to find out. Last Page: "Otto's Glasses" Free Coupon!

     10      Why All of Your Friends Hate You - And why Enid Spandau is a pimply faced, boyfriend stealing little strumpet.

     11      Post Monster Nightmare Therapy - 20 Methods to rid yourself of PMN forever! Chapter One: Stop adventuring.

     12      Anger Management for Barbarians - Simple Exercises to keep you from slaughtering your party. Lots of pictures!

     13      Fifty Health Tips For Monster Encounters - Avoid: dragons, orcs, sharks, wolves, harpies, zombies, ghouls, rats . . .

     14      Stop Armor Odor! - Leather, Steel or Padding, You can keep your combat protection and NOT reek like raw sewage!

     15      Purchase Your Happiness! - Bad Ballads? Sour Spells? Dull Daggers? Fill your life with Possessions! It always works!

     16      Take That Quest! - Tales of adventuring to inspire you and set you on the road to riches! (Or agonizing death.)

     17      Mission Fashion Guide - Suit your LOOK to the quest. Slum assassin? Dress down. Embassy? Dress Up!

     18      Cleric, Heal Yourself! - So your parents wanted a thieving killer. That's THEIR problem! Drop the shame and LIVE!

     19      The Nihilist Warlock - Your patron doesn't care. You don't care. I don't care. Buy this book or don't. Who cares?

     20      What's Your Rune? - Put your symbol on everything. It won't make you feel better, but it will give you something to do.

Miscellaneous Non-Fiction

     21       Air Conditioning With Cold Spells - Hire that caster and fill your establishment with grateful summertime customers!

     22       Draconic Pen Pal Registry - Add YOUR name and converse with Dragons from far away. Very, very FAR away.

     23       Windundle's Book of Dramatic Stances - 50 Illustrated poses for casting your spells with style!

     24       Tapasto's Scepter Round-up - Curator Gwiagulo Tapasto's treatise on more than 50 scepter styles through the ages.

     25       The Offal Walls of East Paleeg - City wall construction that made them double as toilet waste containers. A tragedy.

     26       Curr of the City - A massive collection of street dog sketches. Who they bit. How they pooped. Bound in cat skin.

     27       The Urchin Gift Guide - Practical information on how to select, refurbish, sanitize and gift wrap your urchins.

     28       Wagon Repair For Village Idiots - Unique fixes to get those wagons rolling again. All attempted and proven insane.

     29       Thirty Years of Town Council Meeting Minutes - Buy my book. The Town doesn't want it. I wrote good. It is exciting.

     30      Grimickle's Tome of Jerkins - Construct your own peasant jerkin with a rope and four stolen door mats!

     31      The Marjorie Speckington Map of Goblin Junk Yards - A treasure trove for the serious Hermit with a head cold.

     32      Cats of Splendor Pile - Street Sketches - Who served them - Who was allowed to pet them - Bound in dog skin.

     33      The Royalty of Squaremile - 1000 year succession of this tiny, tiny . . nearly non-existent country. . . Why?

     34      Heraldry For the Manure Artist - How to rob prideful idiots of their gold with these impressive phony crests!.

     35      Human Repair - If you come across a broken human, this manual may save you time and gold to fix it.

     36      Nacklejaw's Parade of Buckets - Wood! Fabric! Stone! Nacklejaw shows us all how buckets transformed the world!

     37      Light Your Home with Acolytes - Don't buy candles or lamps! Enslave acolytes who cast light. Save thousands!

     38      Parrot Curse Training Guide - Teach Polly to swear like a drunken Grandma. Maidens will smirk. Sailors will faint!

     39      Calibrating the R-5200 Multi-Speed Hammer Golem - Pro Blacksmiths will cherish this step-by-step manual.

     40      Gold From Your Fly Spell - Cartography. Tactical Melon drops. Blackmail surveillance. Distributing Flyers . . More!

Romance

     41       Passion's Proud Goblin- Green, ferocious, tiny and alone. None of this would stop their Love!

     42       The Captain's Naked Ghost- Haunted by denial, true hearts find ethereal love on the open seas.

     43       Love's Lustful Lycanthrope - In Human form . . . a green grocer. In the fullness of the moon, her plaything.

     44        Her Forbidden Orc - He stank. He Drooled. He broke the furniture and ate the pets. And she Loved him.

     45        Seething Cleric Orgy - One night a year they hide from their gods. One night they perform a ritual ALL their own.

     46        Unbound Fish Folk of Desire - Packed to the gills with explicit detail. Excellent beach reading.

     47        Kiss of the Elven Whip - Pain and ecstasy are bound in leather. So is the book.

     48        Phylactery of My Hidden Heart - She taunted her lovers with devilish coldness. Until one discovered her secret!

     49        Love's Shattered She-Wolf - Across two continents she roamed. Leaving a trail of howling, broken lovers!

     50      The Tinkerer's Toy Testers - Could LOVE spring from springs? Desire from devices? They would ALL find out.

     51      Shame of the Succubus - It is the curse of the seductress to tempt multitudes and be tamed by ONE!

     52      Giants in Jail - The bars are bigger. The guards are bigger. The cells are bigger. The . . .everything's bigger.

     53      Wild Willful Wisp - He thought he could lead this mortal on. Until he was smitten by the beautiful wanderer.

     54      Wish of the Wanton Witch - She had too many suitors from her wily craft. She released all but three. Sizzling!

     55      Lilly's Bold, Sword Wielding Bastard of Romance - She wooed him. He took her. Then they had a sandwich.

     56      Perils of the Longing Priestess - From the moment their eyes met, her lover SWORE she would be converted!

     57      The Bartender's Secret - He wanted to have sex with the barmaid. Oh crap! Well read it anyway. It's filthy.

     58      The Wench and the Stable Boy - One served beer. One shoveled manure. They never met. Sorry about the title.

     59      Courtship By Cantrip - He quenched his lust with magic charms. But where would it end? Probably on page 234.

     60      Moans of the Minotaur - A randy pack of adventurers turn this beast's domain into a blazing maze of passion!

Hobbies

     61       Road Herring's Journal of Jocularity - Twenty tales of loitering by a road and steering adventurers to nowhere. Fun!

     62       Armor Flipping For Fun and GOLD - Seedy, punctured chain mail. Dented, rusty plate. Stanky leather. Make it NEW!

     63       The Telepathic Prankster - Be the voice in someone else's head. Get them to wear meat or paint their socks.

     64       Tree Planting for Non-Druids - Hate nature? So do we! But if you MUST make something grow, here's how.

     65       Build That Xylophone : With Barrel Staves! - How to get them from the cooper for FREE. Detailed plans.

     66       The Dung Dolly Handbook - Use metal molds to make doll parts from cow patties. Drying tips and paint pointers!

     67       Your Big City Cabbage Farm - A window box method for fresh veggies. Cleaning off pigeon droppings. Recipes!

     68       Splengulo! The Art of Made Up Languages - Substitute your own sounds for common words. MINUTES of fun!

     69       The Naughty Scrimshaw Collector - Carved whale bone with "special" scenes. Source from Sailors. Gather 100's.

     70      The Shrieking Haggler - Get a lower price EVERY time at the market place with relentless, nasal, cutting WHINES.

     71      The Skywriting People Watcher - Foretell DOOM and spot the panic-prone, the skeptics and the illiterate all at once!

     72      The Vintage Potion Bottle Price Guide - Standard base costs for potion bottles the world over! 1 year to over 100.

     73      McKnee's Homemade Glue Manual - Beetles, grubs, slugs and tree saps. Even gruel can glue. Extensive guide!

     74      The Foot Pedal Bow Lathe Songbook - "Oh Gods!" "This is tedious!" "My legs are SHOT!" "Somebody Kill me!" More.

     75      Twenty Urchin Powered Mills - Complete plans. Put those kids to work and watch the wheels turn time into Gold!

     76      Fifty False Rumors - Tavern tales to tantalize twits. Missing cities, talking horses, virtuous kings and more!

     77      Stage Combat! - A Bard's guide to self defense. When tales or songs offend, this guide may save your pipes.

     78      Flour Power! - Fireball FUN for mere coppers! A few bags of flour and a flame can blast out an entire tavern.

     79      The Secret Saddle Gem Stasher's Guide - Hide your wealth in horse hooves and riding tackle. Pictures!

     80      Complete Guide to Lewd Shadow Puppetry - 20 pages of sultry silhouettes. Performance scripts Banned in 8 cities!

Magic

     81       Be Your Own Boss! - Cast your group transport spells on a schedule! Sell tickets! Rake in the platinum!

     82       The Snoring Shaver - 20 lost spells for a caster's hygiene. All performed while you sleep! Shower while dreaming!

     83       Illusion Spells For the Terminally Bored - Crotch Fire, Giant Baby Rampage, Rain of Walnuts. 100's more!

     84       Store Spells in your Beard! - Captured, bound and gagged? These pages reveal a method to weaponize your chin!

     85       Water Spells. What THEY don't want you to know! - Gods and Liches are keeping an OCEAN of secrets from you!

     86       Seal Fiends for Sealant - Summon, Trap, Fluff and Stuff! Punish evil and insulate your home at the same time!

     87       Spell Safety In Tight Spaces - Avoid elbow smacks to the eye or wands up noses. Pages of tips for cramped casting.

     88       The Casting Corpse - Simple methods to appear 100% stone dead during battles. No powers! FREE blood packs!

     89       Wizard Gang! - A Wizard alone is toast. A pack of twelve can take down a castle or woo the town heart breaker!

     90      Scroll GOLD! - Sell kid's party favor scrolls that blast confetti or summon sharks! 100's of best-selling ideas!

     91      Wands and Ammo - This year's top models tested and rated. Gift Guide. Book listed pricing. Buy the BEST!

     92      A Warlock's Dating Guide - Is your true love bored by spells? Tips on dress and hygiene. Romance like a mortal.

     93      The Popular Poser - If you can freeze creatures and people in place, make their locked bodies extremely amusing.

     94      The Freelance Caster's Guide Book - What to charge as you sell your magic. Discount charts and tables!!

     95      The Caster's Caliber Compendium - Enchantment, enhancement and warding of those newfangled "bang" rods.

     96      The Golem Dancer - They can crush. They can smash. Some can even speak. Now teach them reels and capers!

     97      Bone Dry Magic - Ichabod Smool's treatise on waterproofing your staff, wand and most importantly...Your BOOKS!

     98      Build Your Own Crackleby G-3700 Spiral Ratchet Spring Return Lightning Crystal Recharger From Scratch.

     99      Caster In The Rye - Personal journal of Marcolus Hominum, master brewer of "Arcanum Ales" for 416 years.

     100      I Speak Common to My Circlet - Gillian Fang's spell-storing rituals that will teach your headwear to KICK ARSE!