100 Fantasy "Evil" Factions
My Sister was kidnapped by: The Artifact was Stolen By: We must hunt down and destroy:(When speaking their name aloud, please try to follow it up with a lightning strike and a peal of thunder.)
1 The Demonic Bone Smashers of Darkness
2 The Bunny Headed Door Slammers
3 The Crow Faced Bottle Throwers
4 The Iguana Head Consortium
5 The Beetle Faced Parrot Poisoners of Gumby Valley
6 The Clandestine Monkey Butts of Fort Crunch Mouth
7 The Wild Eyed Porridge Eaters
8 The Mouse Minded Acolytes of the Majestic Skwenge
9 The Dance Bastards of Timberville
10 The Acapella Dragon Folk of Smack Tackle Village
11 The Shell Sucking Acolytes of the Bismuth Lord
12 The Powder Spreading Ant Slayers of Poroon
13 The Guild of Rooster Headed Tailors
14 The Elderly Knights of Bitter Admonishment
15 The Infant Spell Casters of the Hovering Cradle
16 The Shameless Order of Hideous Fashion
17 The Social Nightmare Gang
18 The Leaping Monks of Chicken Temple
19 The Cat Headed Seaweed Worshippers
20 The Violently Disgruntled Hamster Hive
21 The Order of Heartless Orphan Cookers
22 The Spork Juggling Arsonists of Goth Cave
23 The Berry Smashing Rebels of Centaur Desert
24 The Elderly Dames of Passive Aggression
25 The Dim Cult of Tentative Gibberish Chanting
26 The Order of the Cool Robes
27 The Temple of Insulted Sand Crabs
28 The Hopeful Sisters of Fruit Sharing
29 The Twisted Army of Parchment Hoarders
30 The Foolish Believers in the Ostrich
31 The Secret Conclave of Family Obligation Dodgers
32 The Poo Slingers of Goddess Get Out
33 The Brotherhood of Non-Stop Screaming For No Reason
34 The Fire Dancing Skinny Folk of North Blinkton
35 The Evil Cheap Knock-Off Merchants of Punkopolis
36 The Wicked Badger Headed Statue Defacers
37 The Head Smacker Allegiance
38 The Moaning, Thumbless Cultists of Egg Handling
39 The Glue Coated Fabric Flinging Warriors
40 The Guild of Cheaters at Boccie Ball
41 The Cowardly Mercenaries of Hidden Grotto
42 The Shrew Headed Bug Stompers
43 The Wandering Wagoneers
44 The Bat Faced Shoplifters of Shadowville
45 The Ale Guzzlers League
46 The Bloody Order of the Murdering Skull Pirates. (Docked at Tinkler's Port)
47 The Anonymous Crowd Shouters
48 The Cult of the Spectacle Wearing Killer Orcs
49 The Running Monks of Paprika Temple
50 The Melted Candy Ant Attraction Vandals
51 The Too Much Cologne Gang
52 The Band of Arrogant Penny Beggars
53 The Shouting Table Pounders of East Pranddel
54 The Snobby Rich Plane Shifter Society
55 The Barking Mad Book Eaters
56 The Short-Tempered Barbers Sanctuary
57 The Order of the Steel Ocarina
58 The Artist's Guild of Lewd Scrimshaw
59 The Hive of Wand Burning Street Cleaners
60 The Vocal Sisters of the Habitual Platitude
61 The Talking Weasels of Lethal Sarcasm
62 The Cult of the Endless and Lame String of Excuses
63 The Tobacco Spitting Acrobats of Darkness Lagoon
64 The Plagiarizing Dog Apes of Spoon Swamp
65 The Hidden Cult of People Who Stand Too Close To You
66 The Badd Speleeng Majistraight Sosiety
67 The Ancient Order of Sincere and Confident Liars
68 The Pack of Poisonous Potion Pranksters
69 The Self Conscious Head Smashers
70 The Silent Order of Random Trap Setters
71 The Gorilla Headed Axe Throwers of Tea Town
72 The Ancient Enclave of Random Horse Shavers
73 The Bootlace Chewing Murder Gnomes
74 The Dog Headed Ink Spillers
75 The Tumbling Crocodile Assassins
76 The Traveling Tavern Repair Squad
77 The Personal Shoppers of King Occtipank
78 The Quickly Hiding Spider Cult
79 The Diminishing Order of People Who Think They Can Fly
80 The Invisible Mumbling Bear Folk
81 The Face Kicking Monks of Clam Broth Temple
82 The Uncanny Hawkmasters of Spanker Plateau
83 The Order of Indifferent Cobblers
84 The Shrieking Urchins of Cleanliness
85 The String Saving Blood Goblins of Breen
86 The Water Logged Squirrel Tamers of South Sackton
87 The Legion of Petite Brawlers
88 The Half-Assed Tree Choppers of Cade Corners
89 The Hopeful Brotherhood of Wand Repair
90 The Yodeling Jerky Chefs of Zooville
91 The Over Bathed Acolytes of Sun Dial Repair
92 The Guild of Smug Sky Gliders
93 The Humorous But Functional Skullcap Brigade
94 The Prey Mocking Forest Hunters of Sarcasm
95 The Interrupting Monks of Rude Mockery
96 The Order of Irritating Muscle Men Who Walk Backwards to Get Attention
97 The Blessed Humanoids of Continual Encouragement
98 The Proud Lute Busting Militia
99 The Nocturnal Guild of Ghost Impersonators
100 The Angelic Super Beings of Discount Healing
