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11 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, and object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "The Talking Gourmet Spoon of Infi-nit-picking". This Finely crafted Steel Spoon has delicate filigree carving along the handle and is remarkably durable and easy to clean. When used to eat ANY consumable, it will make each bite taste absolutely fantastic. Even the poorest cook's efforts will be transformed by this spoon into the pinnacle of stews, porridges or hash. It DOES come at the price of relentless, continual nagging at the character while it is being used to eat. Posture, clothing, diet, hair care, equipment maintenance . . . relationships, simple interactions with NPC's, the nearby surroundings . . . . ALL are targets of criticism and unwelcome judgments. This is audible to every sentient creature within 5 feet of the lucky recipient. Bon Appetit !

17 (Battle Buff) - Roll to select party member. Character is transformed into a 5 foot by 5 foot cube of Red-Hot Molten Glass. All of the original character stats will be unchanged, except: This Cube will have a Speed of 30 feet and a +10 Grapple attack that will deal 8d12 Fire damage on a hit. An enemy creature that is grappled will take an additional 20 points of Fire damage at the beginning of its next turn and may roll to escape the grapple ( if still conscious.) Successful Cold attacks against the cube will increase its AC by +4. Lasts until the end of combat.

25 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "Tentegel's Tourist Trap". A compact ball of tightly wrapped steel wires that fits in one hand. When placed near the entrance to any town, village or city . . . It will Spring to full size and become a barred cage trapping visitors who have never slept overnight in that location before and who came within 10 feet of the trap. Cage has no door, and remains solid and confining for 1d6 minutes. ( Note: Neither the owner of the trap nor the rest of the party are immune.)

27 (Delayed Strange) - When next the party are all sitting at one table for a meal, a 'Barbarian Shop Quartet' will appear among the cups plates and dishes. Four Wicked-Looking and Mighty Barbarians ( each about 7 inches tall ) will appear on the table and begin harmonizing an old favorite battle song, while leaping into and STOMPING on each Player Character's food. The damage and the tiny Barbarians are real..and all surrounding creatures can see and hear them. Lasts 60 seconds or until the Barbarians Leap off of the table into another dimension.

31 (Battle Buff) - Roll to select party member. Character is transformed into a Colorful and Festive Pinata of him/herself. The next enemy to make a successful attack whether with a weapon or spell, ranged or melee, will take 10d6 lightning damage radiating from the smashed Pinata. Pinata will absorb up to 160 points of damage from enemy attacks. Lasts until the end of combat or until the selected party member pinata takes more than 160 damage. Character will return at the same number of hit points he/she had before becoming a deadly electric party favor.

36 (Strange) - Roll to select party member. At the end of combat, Character finds that a hand-sized version of herself / himself is standing on each shoulder. The left version has Horns and the right has a Glowing Golden Halo. All other creatures nearby can see them too. NEITHER of the small figures whisper in the Character's ear. Instead, the Horned One Screams out the Character's darkest, most diabolic and lowest intentions, insults or fleeting thoughts. The Holy one Sings out the Character's Finest Aspirations and moment-to-moment virtues and Unselfish decisions. These small figures cannot be destroyed or removed without ripping off the Character's head. Effect lasts 1d4 days.

37 (Compel) - At the end of combat, A pail of Bright green paint appears in the Trigger Character's grasp, along with a large brush. It suddenly becomes an urgent matter of Life-and-Death for the Trigger Character to apply at least one coat of this paint to all members of his/ her party in order to "Save" them. Effect lasts until all party members who can be reached are painted...or until the Trigger Character is struck unconscious. Removing the brush or pail from the Character's hand causes another to appear in its place. The paint is . . .well . . .paint. Not harmful, but Real...and does not go away when the effect ends.

39 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "The Bump-and-Grind Gloves of Strip-O-Nesia" (+1 to Dexterity Modifier ). If worn while entering any public area with more than 5 NPC's within 60 feet, the character will be irresistibly compelled to find the closest standable surface that can serve as a stage, ( this can be a table at an inn, a crate by the docks or an Altar in a temple.) Once balanced on this spot, the character will begin a slow lascivious striptease dance, dropping all worn items one at a time. Musical accompaniment will cause the character to have advantage on saving throws to resist interference. The Character will continue the strip routine unless forcibly held down and STOPPED by nearby creatures or party members. Upon completion of the Striptease..either through total wanton disrobing or a successful grapple to STOP it...The Character will have no recollection of time or actions beyond stepping onto the makeshift "Stage".

40 (Compel) - Roll to select party member. Character begins describing her/his actions and the actions of the rest of the party, no matter how simple and mundane - using EPIC third-person narrative language as if it were being recorded in legend. Character may intersperse the descriptions with vocalizations of an orchestral accompaniment, complete with kettle drums and a full chorus, worthy of any over-the-top historical adventure film or documentary. Lasts 1d12 hours or until the character is punched unconscious.

45 (Battle Buff) - Entire party are transformed into tattoos placed in the center of the back(s) of enemy creatures. Tattoos last 15 minutes. All party characters are then restored to their normal physical condition directly behind and out of sight of the creature that wore their tattoo. All party members now enjoy a surprise attack round, rolling with advantage. Initiative then passes back to the Trigger Character who may be granted any remaining movement or bonus action untaken. ( If an Enemy NPC is gaseous or non-corporeal, the character appears as an untouchable Waving Flag Visual emerging from the top of the creature instead of a tattoo.)

46 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character now owns "The Wooden Egg of Midnight Surprise". A sharp, sudden, Ear-Splitting Dynamite Level explosion will be heard precisely at midnight, originating from 8 feet above the head of the owner. (No light, sparks, smoke or damage of any kind occurs.) Sleepers must roll a DC-15 Con saving throw to avoid pants soiling and 1d6 psychic damage from adrenaline overload and ringing in the ears. The shattering sound will either be confined to within 20 feet of the party, or be heard for as far away as 5 miles. 50% either way.

52 (Battle Buff) - Roll to select party member. Upon the beginning of that character's next turn, he/she will suddenly be loaded inside an immense circus cannon and be FIRED at a single enemy creature of his / her choice. The "attack" will auto succeed, and the enemy will take 10d10 bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone. If the effect takes place indoors, there will be structural damage to the surroundings in order to accommodate the size of the cannon ( about 20 feet long, 10 feet high and wide ). Cannon will disappear after firing. Character will take no damage from being the projectile and will have an Action, full movement speed, and bonus action after the impact.

53 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "Pete's Powerful Pouch of Plenty". A 3 foot by 3 foot dark blue fabric bag that folds flat. The lucky owner will be thrilled and delighted by the bountiful gifts of this miraculous bag, provided that their heart's desire is a 7 foot tall, brown, dead Christmas tree. Embroidered on the outside of the bag, are 100 white silhouettes of small pine trees. Perceptive characters will note that for every dead, crumbly, needle-shedding tree pulled from the bag, one of the white emblems turns black. The bag will accept NO items any creature tries to put INSIDE it, and will disappear once the final tree is drawn.

57 (Strange) - At the end of combat, Roll any die to determine dry weather (even) or torrential rain (odd) when . . .The Entire Party is teleported to invisible seats on a completely INVISIBLE rollercoaster ride, positioned over the middle of the nearest ocean. All are swept, rocked, dipped, whipped and plummeted through the full length of a terrifying roller coaster experience, coming VERY near the ocean waves.... and when the ride ends..ALL are teleported back to the precise spot where they were standing, landing there after a light bodily toss of 1 foot into the air.

60 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "The Big Boy's and Girl's Book of Annoying Spells". This is a coloring book with pages that can be torn out and crumpled by anyone in order to cast the following spells on someone within 30 feet.: Banged funny bone. ~ Pain of nose-hair pull. ~ Impressive Nosebleed. ~ Dust Fleck In The Eye. ~ Sudden Jock itch. ~ Clumsy Wet Food Drop. ~ Paper cut. ~ Stubbed Toe. ~ Ice-cream headache ~ Multiple Sneeze Fit. One page per spell. Book evaporates when the last page is torn out. Wizards attempting to COPY these spells will fail, suffer all of them at once and spend four weeks of waking up with a greasepaint mustache drawn on their face.

63 (Enemy Dies) - Enemy highest in the initiative order Dies within 6 seconds as it becomes stuffed into the cylinder of a giant garlic press and squeezed through the holes. Garlic Press will assume a size suitable to the size of the enemy creature. Weapons, Armor and Large items will be destroyed. If there are Coins or Gems on the victim, they will be intact among the "goo". Garlic press will disappear when the gruesome work is done. If the Enemy Creature is gaseous or non-corporeal it will be compacted and frozen into the shape of an ice cube and fed to a sno-cone machine.

67 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member. At the conclusion of combat, an object drops at the feet of the selected party member. Character is now the proud owner of "Donnegal's Dire Didgireedoom" - Musical instrument. When played, it will produce a loud symphony of roars, squeeks, barks, howls and shrieks from all known wild animals of the world. All normal sized flies, gnats and mosquitoes within the audible range of the instrument will drop instantly dead. No other type of insect is effected.

70 (Enemy Dies) - Entire party are transformed into tiny gemstones embedded in the Digestive tracts of all remaining enemy creatures still standing. Gemstones should be evenly distributed among the hostile creatures. After 11 minutes characters reform instantly to their original size exploding the enemy from within. ( Each party member suffers 1hp of bludgeoning damage as a result of this brutal and picturesque bursting.) If the enemy creature is gaseous or non-corporeal, the player character phases out of this plane for 11 minutes, then suddenly appears beneath the enemy as a 2-horse-power Industrial Shop Vacuum with an exhaust hose that vents to the Astral Plane. Character will return to normal when the Enemy creature has been vacuum vanquished.

73 (Battle Buff) - The weapons of ALL enemy creatures within 120 feet are transformed into salted and compressed cornmeal, cellulose and wood fiber. ( They are now essentially weapon replicas made out of delicious CORN CHIPS ) Attempts to attack with these weapons will result in their crumbling to bits. Any further attacks by the enemy creatures ( unless they are spell based ) will have to be unarmed melee attacks unless the creature takes an action to find an improvised weapon close by. If the enemy creatures are non-corporeal then they turn into 5 gallon tubs of Salsa dip. If the enemy creatures are of an animal nature, then their attacking physical features (horns, teeth, claws, pseudopods etc.) are transformed to corn chips. If an enemy creature attacks only with spell casting, then their head becomes encased in a solid block of fruit jerky at the beginning of their next turn.

80 (Battle Buff) - Entire party is suddenly seized and pulled into a circular area 60 feet across, centered to include the highest number of Enemy NPC's. If there is only ONE enemy creature, then the circle is offset for highest bludgeoning probability. The party begins moving rapidly around as if held on an invisible, high-speed "Tea Cups" ride. If the effect takes place indoors or in a crowded space...all party members take a single penalty of 1d4 bludgeoning damage as walls, stalagmites, merchants, bystanders etc. are hit. At the start of their turns, each hostile NPC within the 60 foot circle must succeed on a DC 20 dexterity saving throw or take 6d10 bludgeoning damage (half damage on a successful save). Hostile NPC's will make any attacks at disadvantage. Party members will remain swinging, spinning, whipping, full-body bashing weapons. At the beginning of their turns, Each may attempt an opportunity attack on the enemy of his/her choice at disadvantage. Enemy creatures that flee outside the 60 foot circle will take an attack of opportunity from EVERY party member, and may be range attacked afterward without disadvantage. Effect lasts until combat is ended.

91 (Strange) - At the end of combat, The organic, physical bodies of the Entire party experience normal gravity. All Weapons, Armor, clothing, worn pouches, loose items etc. are in reverse gravity and will fall UP 60 feet and hover there, if not secured or if "dropped". Effect lasts 1d4 minutes. When the magic fades, items that fell UP will plummet back down. Any party member that does not move away from a spot where an item fell 'UP' must roll a dex saving throw to beat a DC of 12 or take FULL damage from a falling weapon - or - 1d4 damage from a small item. ( half damage on a save.)

94 (Battle Buff) - Enemy highest in the initiative order receives 463 paper cuts distributed evenly all over its body. A decoratively carved, 5 gallon wooden bucket appears overhead and douses the creature with freshly squeezed lemon juice. Creature takes 1d4 Acid Damage - AND - 3d20 Force damage owing to its own screams and the disproportionate pain involved in the bizarre occurrence. Bucket disappears when emptied. If the enemy is non-corporeal or a construct, it just gets wet and smells like lemons for a while.

99 - (ENEMY TPK) ALL Hostile NPC's in the initiative order suddenly feel the cold hand of oblivion grip their souls. They are each transformed into their own shape and weight in thousands of d20s which hold the shape for a moment and then rain to the ground or floor ( each die resulting in a natural "1" ). Behind them, standing 20 feet tall is the spectral shape of Wil Wheaton holding their spiritual dice in his hands and grinning wickedly. Player Characters wise enough to cast "detect evil" on these new piles of dice will see a malignant aura from each of them, pulsing like a nuclear powered lighthouse.

100 (GIFT!) - Roll to select party member - Current Trigger Character is not qualified for this gift. Selected Character is now the proud owner of "The Deadly Dagger of Donkey Snorts". (Does 1d8 damage Plus regular modifiers). This new item has all of the Mad Magic side effects of the originating object or trait. If a 100 is rolled while this dagger is in use, then an alternate item will appear instead: "The Snickering Saber of Slashiness". Does 1d10 damage Plus regular modifiers or "Wilamina's Whimsy Whammer" (mace) ( Does 1d12 damage plus regular modifiers).