All Players must lie down and moan horribly as if they've just eaten an entire barrel of pickles.
Cardholder must select a Large Ad from the yellow pages and read it in the over-blown style of a great Shakespearean Actor!
Cardholder must act as legal counsel for a Paper Player on trial for murder! Find the defendant guilty and feed it to the Card monster.
You are wandering around in heaven, but cannot speak. The only way anyone else knows who you are is by what's printed on your T-Shirt. What's printed on your shirt? All players must answer.